HIGH FUNCTIONING GYM

ENGINEERED FOR THE UNCOMPROMISING

Industrial conditioning meets athletic refinement in our multi-level training facility.

LET'S TRAIN YOU

No fluff, no filler — just a coach-built program, real accountability, and a floor built to push you past your last personal best.

12+ Years Forging
Athletes
ABOUT KINETIC

BUILT FOR THOSE WHO REFUSE TO PLATEAU.

KINETIC isn't a gym in the traditional sense — it's a 12,000 sq ft industrial sanctuary engineered around one principle: uncompromising output. Every platform, every plate, every square foot of the Forge Floor was placed to remove friction between you and your next personal record.

Every session here is coached, not just supervised. Our staff study bar paths and breathing patterns the way engineers study load — so progress that used to feel like guesswork becomes something you can actually see and track.

Recovery isn't bolted on as an afterthought. Contrast baths, a Finnish dry sauna, and a dedicated mobility floor sit one level below the Forge — because what you do to come back stronger matters as much as the work that wore you down.

This was never meant to be a room full of strangers logging reps in silence. It's 5 a.m. sessions where someone claps when you hit a number you've chased for months, and 9 p.m. sessions where the person next to you pushes out your last rep.

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TRAINING DISCIPLINES

PICK YOUR DISCIPLINE. COMMIT TO THE STANDARD.

Every session at KINETIC falls into one of three lanes — pick the one that matches what you're chasing, or let a coach build a week that blends all three.

Olympic Strength

Heavy compound platforms and calibrated plates, coached technique first. Squat, bench, deadlift, snatch, and clean — built for the athlete chasing a number, not just a pump.

Coached by Marcus Reyes, Sam Okafor & Elena Voss

Metabolic Conditioning

High-threshold intervals and sprint mechanics — short, hard, and over before you can dread it. Built to raise your ceiling, not just your heart rate.

Coached by Jordan Blake & Nadia Torres

Athletic Recovery

Cold plunge, contrast therapy, and a dedicated mobility floor — because what you do to come back stronger matters as much as the work that wore you down.

Coached by Priya Nair & Hana Kobayashi
THE FACILITY

TWO FLOORS. ONE STANDARD.

12,000 sq ft of purpose-built training and recovery space — nothing here is generic gym-chain fit-out.

The Forge Floor

12,000 sq ft of industrial training ground — heavy compound platforms, calibrated plates, and open floor space with zero waiting for a rack. Exposed steel and concrete, built to work in, not pose in.

12,000 sq ft 24/7 access

Hydro Sanctuary

Contrast thermal baths and a Finnish dry sauna sit one level below the Forge — because recovery isn't bolted on as an afterthought here, it's a floor of its own.

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THE COACHING STAFF

ENGINEERED TO COACH. BUILT TO PUSH YOU FURTHER.

Ten coaches, one standard: uncompromising output. Every session is programmed, supervised, and adjusted by someone who has done the work themselves.

MEMBER VOICES

REAL PEOPLE. REAL FIRST DAYS.

No transformation-in-30-days promises here — just what our members actually say about walking through the door, and what kept them coming back.

I put off joining for two years because I was terrified of looking like I didn't belong. My first session, a coach just adjusted my grip and said, “that's normal, everyone starts here.” Nobody looked at me twice after that.

Nina Castellano Member since 2025 · First gym, ever

The first few weeks were pure willpower — I had to force myself through the door every time. Somewhere around week six it stopped being a decision. I just go now. That's the part nobody told me about.

Devon Ashworth Member since 2023

I signed up alone and almost quit twice in the first month. What kept me coming back wasn't the equipment — it was the 6 a.m. crew who noticed when I wasn't there.

Grace Lindqvist Member since 2024

I didn't get dramatically different in a month. What I got was consistent — and eighteen months later, consistent adds up to a lot more than I expected.

Owen Bracewell Member since 2022
NOT READY TO COMMIT?

Book a free class first. No card, no pressure.

Come see the floor, meet a coach, and decide for yourself — before you decide on anything else.

MEMBERSHIP

CHOOSE YOUR COMMITMENT

One month. Six months. One year.
Your standard begins here.

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ONE MONTH

Flexibility without compromise.

For members who want complete access without a long-term commitment.

FLEXIBILITY
  • Full gym access
  • Flexible commitment
  • Standard member benefits
  • Access to core facilities
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SIX MONTHS

Commit to your transformation.

For members ready to build consistency and make meaningful progress.

CONSISTENCY
  • Full gym access
  • Extended member benefits
  • Priority booking where applicable
  • Long-term training advantages
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THE SIGNATURE COMMITMENT
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ONE YEAR

Make the standard permanent.

For members seeking the complete long-term experience.

THE COMPLETE EXPERIENCE
  • Full gym access
  • Maximum membership value
  • Extended benefits
  • Priority access where applicable
  • Long-term member advantages
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THE LONGER YOU COMMIT, THE MORE YOU RECEIVE

YOUR FIRST SIX WEEKS

MOST MEMBERSHIPS DIE IN WEEK TWO. YOURS WON'T.

Nearly 8 in 10 new gym memberships lapse within the first month — not from a lack of willpower, but from too many decisions between you and the door. Here's how we remove them.

Week 1: Zero Guesswork

You get a fixed schedule and a starter plan on day one — same three days, same time. Nothing to figure out before you walk in.

Weeks 2–4: Just Show Up

This is where most memberships quit — not from a lack of results, but from decision fatigue. We keep adjusting the plan so you don't have to.

Week 6: It's Automatic

Four sessions a week for six weeks is where training stops being a decision and starts being a habit. Every new membership is built to get you there.